- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

every cloud has a silver lining

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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