So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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