- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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