- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and black and red all over.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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