- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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