how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

cory

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's 9+10 Ebola

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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