- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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