how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Your mother just died.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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