- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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