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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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