And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Camerons hair is Curly..

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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