A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Gus's mom

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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