- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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