Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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