there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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