Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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