- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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