why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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