what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Wenis Penis

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Good job, son.

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Pickle

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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