Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Who is it?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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