- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Who is it?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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