- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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