Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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your mom.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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