- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Dumbledore dies.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??