What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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