Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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