Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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