- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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