What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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