- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Double-whammy

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

No soup for you!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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