Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

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