a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Anti Joke

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