What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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