A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Antijokes...

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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