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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

No it doesnt..

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.