- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

su algato es en fuego

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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