- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Equal rights!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

quantum physics?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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