How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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