Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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