- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

the economy.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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