There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Horse.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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