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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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