- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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