What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Women's rights.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What are annoying? Ads.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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