- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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