Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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