- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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