- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

quantum physics?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

a black man did not eat chicken.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

The cream, it is coming

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.