Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

sucks Syntax...

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

All of these jokes are about white people

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Women's rights.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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