- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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