A man walked into a bar owch

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Chris Bosh's neck

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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