- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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