An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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who do we all like george goodburn

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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