Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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