Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Penis

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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