what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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quantum physics?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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