- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Firgen and the blung brigade

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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