I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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