- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

identical jokes get different votes.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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