- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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