1+2 = 6

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walked into a bar owch

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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