- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

knock knock? come in

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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