- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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