What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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