- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An anti-joke

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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