- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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