- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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