- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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