Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Neither did she.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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