If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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call me maybe.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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