What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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bite me

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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