Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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