Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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