Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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HEY!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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