- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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