- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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