- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A fat guy!

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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