yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What do you call an arab ?

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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