- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A fat guy!

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Wenis Penis

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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