What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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