- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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