Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock, Knock Who's There

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

a man makes a bad joke

hiya

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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