yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Anti Joke

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