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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A muslim paints Mohammed

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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