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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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