- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Chuck Norris.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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