- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Pickles are moist.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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