- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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