What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Is maynaise an instrument?

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

my egg roll

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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