Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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