- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A woman walks into a bar.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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