- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's stupid a light bulb.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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