- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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