- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Your Mom

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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