Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What is 9+10? 19

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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