- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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