- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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