you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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hey guys im gay

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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This is an anti- joke

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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