- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What do you call an arab ?

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Nobody cares maddie!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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