- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Knock knock.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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