- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

2 black kids walk into school

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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