Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Hello.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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The Big Band Theory

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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hi

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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