Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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