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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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