Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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salad days!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Oh s***

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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