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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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