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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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