- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Screw it you write the joke.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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