- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why is this joke funny because your laughing

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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