How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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YOLO

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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