- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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