What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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