A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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