Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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