Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Connor is homosexuaI

What's stupid a light bulb.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A man walked into a bar owch

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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