- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I don't believe in giraffes.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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