What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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