- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Good job, son.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

i found waldo.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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