A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Female Orgasms

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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