- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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