- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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