- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A fat guy!

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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