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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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